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Let the bureau settle your petty argument.

Every relationship has its recurring, objectively minor disputes — the wet towel left on the bed, the last fries eaten without asking, the skipped song on a shared playlist. This tool picks up where the actual argument usually stalls out: it delivers a dramatic, decisive verdict on who's right, whether either side wants to hear it or not.

Pick the specific petty crime from the list, and the bureau rules — sometimes in your favor, sometimes against, generated freshly each time you ask.

It's designed to defuse an actual argument with a laugh rather than settle anything seriously — the ruling has zero real authority, which is exactly the point.

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