Lovzo Bureau of Compatibility, Est. Today

Free · Instant · Just for Fun

What are the odds,
really?

Type in two names and let the Love-O-Meter, the old schoolyard classic FLAMES, or the ship name generator do the rest. A little bit of arithmetic, a little bit of magic — take the result exactly as seriously as you'd like.

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Pick a game. Every one of these takes ten seconds and needs nothing but a name.

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💞 Compatibility

🧠 Quizzes

🔥 Judgment Zone

✨ Extras

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The fine print

It's a game, not a guarantee

Lovzo turns two names into a number using a simple, consistent formula — the same pair of names always lands on the same percentage. It's a bit of nostalgic internet fun, in the spirit of the name-compatibility games that have been passed around since the early web, not a scientific measure of anything. Screenshot it, send it to a friend, laugh about it, and then go be kind to the people you actually love.

💌Share with friends

Try it with crushes, best friends, siblings, or your favourite fictional couple — it works on any two names.

🔒No data stored

Names are calculated instantly in your browser. Nothing is saved, logged in, or sent anywhere.

🔁Same names, same result

The formula is consistent, so trying the same two names twice always gives the same percentage.

Completely free

No sign-up, no app download, no limit on how many times you calculate.

Questions

Frequently asked

Is this a real compatibility test?

No. Lovzo is entertainment, generated from a simple formula based on the letters in two names. It has no basis in psychology or astrology and shouldn't be used to make real decisions about a relationship.

Why did I get the same percentage twice?

The calculation is deterministic — the same two names, in the same order, will always produce the same result. Try swapping the order or using a nickname for a different number.

Does it work with full names or just first names?

Either works. Full names, nicknames, and even names in other scripts will all produce a result, though spelling changes the outcome.

Is my information saved anywhere?

No. The calculation happens entirely in your browser. Names you enter are never uploaded, stored, or shared.

What is FLAMES?

FLAMES is a classic pen-and-paper name game: cancel out the letters two names have in common, count what's left, and use that number to eliminate letters from F-L-A-M-E-S one by one until only one remains — Friends, Love, Affection, Marriage, Enemies, or Siblings. Lovzo runs the same elimination automatically.

How does the ship name generator work?

It blends the two names together into a portmanteau, the same way nicknames like "Brangelina" are formed — part of one name plus part of the other. Lovzo generates a primary suggestion plus two alternates so you can pick whichever sounds best.

What does "dare a friend" do?

It creates a link with your name already filled in, so whoever you send it to just has to type their own name and see the result — no need to explain the site first. Nothing about your result is shared, only your name.

What's the difference between Classic and Savage mode?

Classic keeps results warm and gentle. Savage swaps in blunter, meme-style humor for the same games. Your choice is remembered on your device, and you can switch anytime from the games menu.

Is the Red Flag / Green Flag checker a real relationship test?

No — it's a lighthearted tally based on a handful of questions, not a clinical or psychological assessment. If you have real concerns about a relationship, it's worth talking to someone you trust or a professional rather than a website.

Does the Love Horoscope change every day?

Yes. The reading is generated from your zodiac sign combined with the current date, so it rotates daily — check back tomorrow for a new one.

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